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　　Joseph Fulton, a well-regarded fifty-eight-year-old director of romantic comedies, wants to become assistant groundskeeper at a local cemetery. He wants to work outdoors and be close to nature. Meanwhile, he thinks it’s important to have his last will and testament drawn up. But his highly dramatic actress girlfriend thinks he must be dying and that he is just too brave to tell anyone. The rumor spreads and soon everyone he knows—and some he doesn’t—are crowded into his small apartment to say their last farewells.

　　港岛东区警署刑事侦缉组由Madam雷（刘嘉玲饰）率领，全组皆是女警，所以有“靓女差馆”之称。另一警局的警员生啤（陈奕迅饰）和沙爹（林晓峰饰）在一次行动中，得由Madam雷率领的众靓女CID帮忙而保存性命，对众美女一见难忘，两遂主动申请调职，走后门调到靓女差馆，以接近众女警并展开追求。　　生、沙二人身处美女群中，本应十分过瘾，可惜就在他俩加入之时，爆破专家火牛以炸弹恐吓靓女差馆，生、沙二人险丧命，警署上下全体陷入炸弹夺命危机，众靓女CID全力追缉炸弹狂徒……最后靓女CID得到前军火专家博士（王晶饰）的帮助，得以化险为夷，生、沙也在危难中始知自己最爱是谁，决顶改变追女习惯，并成功解救富豪被掳案件......

　　太平洋某座生物研究所内，最新研究的鱼类加速繁殖计划得到了突破，并在繁殖力极低的鲨鱼身上试验成功。实验室的科学家们大喜过望，称这项研究将彻底解决全球食物问题。只有总负责人博士袁聪认为此举会破坏现有的生态环境，力排众议下令销毁实验鲨鱼。然而实验组的副手莫雷将这些鲨鱼看成毕生心血，偷走几条幼鲨准备转移，谁知在路上被咬伤出了事故，幼鲨逃进下水道进入了大海。没过多久，若干处海边出现鲨鱼群体袭击事件，原来这些鲨鱼的背后有一只超级巨大的母鲨......

Young professor Anton Kosmich studies the history of Belarus. One day he is mystically transported to the Middle Ages, where he will have to unravel the secrets of the past millennia.